Our lovely Liz sent this through to me, and it just brightened my day. I thought I'd pass it along in case anyone needed a bit of a smile. 
From InterAction (the UK Society's journal).
Doctor: "The light bulb is not broken. You just think it is."
Consultant" "The light bulb is broken, but I can't help you."
OT: "We need to get you to the point where you can change it yourself."
Alternative Therapist: "You must learn to love your broken light bulb as it is."
Benefits Officer" "Fill in form LB06 if you think you are entitled to a replacement light bulb or form LB08 if your carer is less than 5 feet tall."
Govt Minister: "Bogus light bulb claimants will be name and shamed."
Spouse/parent/carer: "There you are. That's done now."
Person with ME/CFS: "Ow, turn it off! You know I'm light sensitive."
Ha ha ha
Thanks for posting this Abbey, I love it!
Funny stuff!
I love that - it's a classic!
Thats brilliant... "Ow, turn
Thats brilliant... "Ow, turn that thing off......" lol
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has got to want to change.
what a hoot!
lol i love it.
and kudos to simon for the psychologist one
Another one!
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, but it takes 10 to write a report on Coping with Darkness!