The ME/CFS Society of NSW Inc.

Q: How do you put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps?
A: You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.

Q: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge in 4 steps?
A: You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Q: Tarzan, The King of the Jungle, holds a general meeting and all animals have to attend. All but one animal shows up. Which animal didn't show up and why?
A: The giraffe, coz it was still stuck in the fridge.

Q: A man is trying to cross a well-known crocodile infested river. How can he do it?
A: He can just cross. All the crocodiles are at the meeting.

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