What you should not do.

You should not look at your sad weedy back garden and decide to revamp it yourself because your OH is disinterested and is allergic to grass.

You should not order 2 cubic metres of hardwood chips before figuring out how to get them from the driveway to the back garden beds.

You should not use an old frying pan to shovel the woodchips into an archive box and trek them into your garden.

You should not do it in the middle of the day, two days in a row.

You should not let your friend take you to the hardware shop to buy you an early Xmas gift of a DIY wheelbarrow and a trench shovel.

You should not let your ever-so-helpful OH take photographs of you assembling said wheelbarrow.

You should not decide that a fully assembled wheelbarrow and a lovely new shovel are a licence to overdo it.

You should not put off begging for Dencorub for your almost-solid shoulders two days.

There is still about half of the pile left in the driveway. The OH run into it with the car tonight and got woodchips through the grill. I was thinking that maybe I should be a bit sympathetic but I figure nup, he just messed up my pile, it'll be harder to scoop up now!

My back is still stiff as anything and I overdid it to the point that when i close my eyes I get dizzy. Unfun!

I still look at the garden every day. Its kind of hard not to.
It still looks weedy and miserable, just now the decent parts have some woodchips sprinkled over them.

Its a start I guess Smiling

But seriously, woodchips are MUCH harder than they seem, especially if you are using a frypan and a box!

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Oh dear......

I'm very glad I don't have a garden.

Do we ever learn to not push ourselves??
(If I'm not making sense, blame the panadeine forte that I had to get from the doctor before I cut out my own girly bits!)

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What you need for a weedy garden are some ...... Goats! Laughing out loud

I have a very weedy backyard. I haven't mown the grass since about last autumn. I haven't mown the front lawn in about a month either. I just haven't had the energy left over to push the lawn mower around.

The back yard is such a mess I'm considering borrowing some goats from my parents angora goat farm. They would weed and fertilize as they went. They would also prune the bushes, eat the flowers and ringbark the trees. They might even end up swimming in the pool! And then if I left them in my backyard for too long sure there would be no more weeds but there would be no more garden either. I would have a mini sahara desert!

On second thought perhaps I should consider getting a garden maintenance man instead.

But baby goats are sooo cute!

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I would LOVE a goat. I wanted a goat for years, but when we moved in to our house, there just wasn't enough grass to keep one happily grazing Sad I mean you could use hardfeed or hay, but its just not as interesting. So I gave up and got a dog instead Laughing out loud. Lovely, but he can't walk on bindies and he doesn't weed the garden terribly effectively.

I joked with the OH about a rent-a-goat and he laughed... but I was only half kidding.

Could be a big business in some areas, especially with renters who don't own lawnmowers *lol*

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Hope you've recovered a bit today... I couldn't help but laugh at this:

Quote:The OH run into it with the car tonight and got woodchips through the grill. I was thinking that maybe I should be a bit sympathetic but I figure nup, he just messed up my pile, it'll be harder to scoop up now!

hehe Laughing out loud

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The pile is still there, leaking tannin and looking a bit sodden.

I think I got in over my head yet again Sad

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Luckily we have a very small garden cramed with plants so the weeds have no room to grow. A big garden would be very hard to look after.
I asked OH to run cable under the house to network the new computer we've brought to the old one. When he agreed I whisked him off under the house before he could change his mind. Then we discovered the torch needs a battery!!! Cheers DJ

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