The ME/CFS Society of NSW Inc.

A duck walks into a pub.
DUCK: Got any bread?
BARMAN: Sorry, we stopped serving food at 2.
DUCK: Got any bread?
BARMAN: No, sorry. We've got crisps or peanuts though?
DUCK: Got any bread?
BARMAN: Are you listening to me? We haven't any bread.
DUCK: Got any bread?
BARMAN: WE HAVE NO BREAD.
DUCK: Got any bread?
BARMAN: NO!!!
DUCK: Got any bread?
BARMAN: LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE FEATHERED DUCK. WE. HAVE. NO. BREAD. IF YOU ASK FOR IT ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO NAIL YOUR BIG BILL TO THIS BAR!!!!!
DUCK: Got any nails?
BARMAN: er... no?
DUCK: oh....

DUCK: ....got any bread?